…the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
…the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
…farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
…the cows are giving evaporated milk.
…the trees are whistling for the dogs.
…this morning I discovered it takes only 2 fingers to drive a car.
…hot water now comes out of both taps.
(Thanks, Frances, for these!)
